is my mom trying to sabotage me?
so before she went out to dinner she asks me if i want her to bring anything home for me. and i say no of course. then, she comes home with a snarky ass grin on her face and goes “i got you key lime pie!”
…and this was AFTER i told her not to get me anything and AFTER our conversation this morning about how i have a problem with self control around food. and she brings me fucking key lime pie. so i just stare at her. and she’s like;
“it’s not that big! you can have some tonight then the rest in the morning! key lime pie! it’s so thick and looks so good!”
so i take a peak and IT’S A THICK ASS SLICE.
bitch.
bitch.
bitch.
fucking bitch.
she’s doing the hcg diet and KNOWS i’m trying to get back on track with my diet and eating better. and yet she STILL does this shit. i’m going to try my hardest to resist that cake and let it sit there until it fucking rots just so she can take the fucking hint.